I think if I am going to write in Pilish, I am going to need to tools, and it looks like I need to code them if I am going to have access to them.
It'd be a fun excuse to dust off Python again.
I think the way to go, at least at this phase, it to generate several possible lines and then select from them. I imagine I could get to the point where I just know the length of a lot of common words and get decent at sticking the landings in different sentences -- this is what it would mean be "fluent in Pilish" -- but for now I have a spreadsheet, random.org, and a word finder open. It would be better to have these functionalities integrated.
Using these, I made the following:
Dao: a love, a twist, tiptoeing in cosmic jokes, and minor delights, localized utopias; Mysticism -- wei wu wei.
I'd be remiss not to also add this:
Yes, I went a while abounding to Narnia.
Which, believe it or not, is as long of a string as the type of Pilish that you can find "out in nature."
To continue to test out my methods with these resources, I choose the topic of this years Brooklyn Nets:
Can I show a Kyrie bellyache? My, Durant, James, and Kyrie function perfectly -- average. Timebombs fed by ego, meriting this streak of losses. . . Nash may see disaster now.
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Eh. Experimenting with this makes me see why the prose is always going to end up stilted. It is hard to imagine a situation where Pilish is the game I most want to play.
